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This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
Now I know how @twillyon feels. (Taken with instagram)
Another example of why I shouldn’t give advice to people. (Taken with instagram)
Example 365 of why I should stop giving advice to people. (Taken with instagram)
HIW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS AWESOME NEWS. (Taken with instagram)
The girls! (Taken with Instagram at Colonel Light Hotel)
House sitting for the next 5 days. Had to do some shopping. #JustTheEssentials (Taken with instagram)
Life. (Taken with instagram)
A Suicide Note From The Word "Moist"
“For those I leave behind, I am sorry. But this was a long time coming. To my mother and father, “mist” and “most,” please know that this was not your fault. Who would have thought that your darling son would become the most hated etymological monster since “supple” (RIP)? To my dear triplet brothers, “hoist,” “foist,” and “joist,” I love you and am thankful nobody bullies you or even really knows about you. Sometimes, invisibility is a blessing in disguise. To my dear friends Merriam and Webster, you alone stuck to the truth. In your eyes, I know that I will always remain “characterized by high humidity,” and I thank you for such a kindness.”
